1999 Tech Startup

From http://www.strdtime.com Host: We’re talking with the greatest tech startup on the planet. Venture capital is king. Wayne: I wipe with stock certificates! Host: Everyone wants to be you! Let’s talk about your management style. Wayne: Employees do whatever they want. It’s a free-for-all! My programmers fight kangaroos on the roof arena. And there's fried chinchilla Wednesday and Beer Friday's. Host:

Employees party at work?

Wayne: I’m not their mother.

Host: How about your projects? Using Standard Time to track them?

Wayne: Time? We come in just in time for lunch .

Host: w w w . s t d time.com. The Standard Time timesheet. The project management app everybody uses.

Wayne: Will it help with my white panda fur coat? Hulk Hogan choked one out for me.

Host: You don’t schedule tasks?

Wayne: I schedule tribal wars in small countries.

Host: Don’t monitor employee utilization and effectiveness?

Wayne: Like a four hour power lunch after a Ferrari demolition derby?

Host: How do your customers get project status? You don’t use Standard Time for that?

Wayne: Customers? It’s all about the venture capital.

Host: You should at least check it out. Don’t you think? s t d time . com. Standard Time.

Wayne: I have a lake of printer ink in my back yard with a hump-back whale.

Host: There you have it folks! It’s 1999. What could possibly go wrong?

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