From: www.strdtime.com Don't be spineless; use Standard Time®! What is Standard Time? It's a time tracking and project management app. Cloud, Windows, Android, iOS. It will save your skin, which could lead to better health.
Enjoy the lighter side of project management!
Patient: I think you are next. That door right there.
Project Manager: Just a little headache is all my project is on life support.
Doctor: I’m not a therapist but I could take out your spleen.
Project Manager: No, it’s my project. I never assigned tasks to employees they just work on whatever they think is fun. They blew past the budget in the first month and I have another year to go. That’s giving me a splitting headache.
Doctor: I understand. Let’s have a look at that spinal cord, I can have it out in an hour.
Project Manager: This is just my yearly checkup and it’s just a headache.
Doctor: Yes, but I like to go the extra mile. Plus I had nothing else planned today.
Project Manager: I feel fine except my project is giving me fits. Employees are camping out on the fun tasks and ditching the crap. I need a good project tracker.
Doctor: Still, could be your spinal cord. Let’s get that puppy out.
Project Manager: I think we’re done here.
Receptionist: Looks like your doctor has a big day planned.
Project Manager: Let’s skip that I have to get back to the zoo. Get it? I manage the company projects.
Receptionist: Using Standard Time®?
Project Manager: Never heard of it.
Receptionist: Then you’re sunk.
Project Manager: What would you know?
Receptionist: Evidentially more than you.
Project Manager: All right genius. What is Standard Time?
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